i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
(Source: louistomlinslon, via thetowndrugdealer)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
(Source: mrschriskendall, via thefartsinourstars)
sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying
(via thefartsinourstars)
my computer describes my life better than anyone
(Source: esexist, via thetowndrugdealer)
