neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via thetowndrugdealer)

sinfulmachine:

"can i look through your sketchbook"

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(via jxbxri)

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

(Source: instantlys, via orgasm)

religiousmom:

lacy underwear makes me feel powerful and unstoppable

(via thetowndrugdealer)

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

(via orgasm)

jerkidiot:

yeah…im tough….i’ve got some scars…..*shows u my belly button* this one i got from being in the womb for 9 months….had to remove my umbilical cord…rough times but im still standing…

(via dutchster)